Wednesday, 22 July 2009

You know you are an architecture student when.. know the janitors by name

....your roommates say "good morning," and you reply "good night." carry a toothbrush in your backpack.

....someone asks you for your phone number and you give them the studios. start paying rent for your desk space in studio.

....You total up 3 meals of the day to your breakfast."

....'Red Bull' is you favorite drink.

....all of the Christmas gifts you give are wrapped in trace. ask Santa Clause for architecture supplies. ask Santa Clause for a sleeping bag.

....after all of your expenses, you can't afford to pay attention. have 3 or more cups of double shot coffee espressos in one night. hear the same song on the radio 3 or more times in one night.

.... You know the different taste between UHU and Pritt glue

.... You can stay alive without sunlight, communicate with people nor having foods but you would commit suicide if the plotter doesn't plot your work out. workers are already working.

....You've lost your house key and you realized a week later. sleep more than 16 hrs at weekends. dance madly at 3 am though u aren't drunk.

.... You are an expert and Photoshop, 3DS Max, illustrator and auto cad but you don't know how to use MS excel spend more time in studio than in your own bed.

....your parents are complaining that you're not having enough fun. only leave studio to buy supplies. haven't taken a shower in a week. see showering as a waste of time.'ve even dreamt about your models.

....upon hearing 'supermodel', you think of a nicely crafted-foam core model.

....your parents have more of a social life than you.

....your 14-year-old brother has more of a social life than you. consider using broccoli for your models. enjoy hanging out at 'Home and Garden Fair'. know all the 24-hour food places in the area.

....your friends get more sleep in one night than you do in one week.

....the streetlights turn off.

...You consider 3AM an early night.

....when you are out at 3AM, and people knows where you're at.

....everything you eat comes in single serving baggies.

...smoking sounds appealing.'re out on Friday nights in studio.

....the only building on campus with its lights on is your studios'. say "It's only midnight- I have plenty of time to finish." confuse sunrise with sunset. ask what time it is, then ask "AM or PM?" strangle your roommate because she said she stayed up late studying.

....your Friday night is 68 hours long. know how much a cubic foot of concrete weighs (150lbs). slice your finger, and the first thing you think of is if you'll be able to finish your model. understand why architects have glasses and white hair.

....You call some great architects as if they are you friends. err... Frank... Tadao. .... Corb know all of these are true, no exaggerations. can listen to all your CD's in one night.

....certain songs remind you of studio.

....Sister's favorite brand names are Prada DNKY etc... But yours are Mastex, Staedtler, pentel, rotring. dare not to have a gf/bf because no-one can accept you for what you are. can conceptually compose the food on your plate. think the 'Weekender' happens every weekend.

....upon hearing 'Weekends' you think of sleep.

....the 'Shop Cafe' closes when you arrive, and reopens before you leave studio. have to wait for breakfast shops to open. go to the food shop, and order the "usual", and they understand. use architecture tools to eat. only buy groceries once a month. wake up to go to school and you're already there. start wearing all black. have no life, and admit it. start to critique a radio selection's selection of songs. bring your friends to studio to keep you company. refer to outside studio as the "Real World."

...."going out to eat" is at the 'Shop Cafe'.

....going on a vacation involves going to 'Flax' or 'Pearl'. confuse today and tomorrow. tell time by when other people leave studio. can write a 6-page term paper by procrastinating. hear "Didn't you wear that yesterday?' followed by "and the day before that?"

....your roommate files a Missing Person Report. count the number of days (not hours) you've been awake. think days are 48 hours long. go to the store to buy a six-pack of 'Red Bull'

...."Homecoming" happens once a term.

....on Halloween, you dress like your instructors.

....on Halloween you trick-or-treat in studio to get arch supplies or 'Red Bull.'

...."respect", "coolness', and "hatred" are all based on how much sleep you get, or lack of. see your own picture on a milk carton. start using words your instructor uses.

....your bed has collected a layer of dust on it.

....concept of time is not forward, but a countdown from the time a project is due contemplate dropping your major 3 times a day. have a tent pitched in studio, but still don't go to sleep.

....doing models all night long excites you. know the people in the studio better then your roommates.

....X-acto knives can be dangerous

... as we all know or will find out.

....Beer pyramids AND Red Bull pyramids are some of our late-night late projects.

....Elmer's glue doesn't dry quick -- not even close.

....They know the phrase "Always done, never done" all too well and wish the professors would stop saying it

....They can always have more construction lines.

....They know the number and price of their favorite item in the snack machine downstairs, as well as every other item and all the drinks in the other two machines

....And if you have been drunk while in the studio working on a project, join the club.

....they believe they should be paid just for having the major drink more in studio than you do when you're out have sent messages on aim to another jackass architecture student in the same room as you are think "X-Acto Blade Throwing" is a sport. have 3 or more 'Mountain Dews' in one night spend more time in studio than with your wife.

...."scoring" involves an X-Acto blade don't find out who wins the Presidential Election until Thanksgiving Break, if you get one at all.

....a break consists of moving your car.'ve memorized your favorite vending machine combination item use your T-square or straight edge as a baseball bat.

.....the day has 2 sunrises. test which glue will cause your model to burn faster. can't draw without listening to music!

.... when people tell you that they like walking around with you because you see things know one else does.

.... when you don't understand how someone doesn't strategize their way through traffic

....when someone says "icon" and you think of Louis I. Kahn

.... When you're not sure what day of the week it is

.... When you have slept straight through a day and into the next day after a final review

.... When lack of sleep makes you feel and act as if you are high

.... When any flat surface is seen as a place to take a nap

.... When the books that you read consist primarily of photographs and not so much of words

.... When you go to studio and spend more time socializing than doing work

.... When you have big enough balls to tell a critique that they are wrong

.... When everyone in studio hates you because you are the one who plays their music too loudly

.... When after playing your music too loudly the same people who hated you start to take interest in your music

.... When you have developed an addiction to buying new albums, because you have gotten sick of all your old ones

.... When trying to decide what album to play you find an album you haven't listened to a while and it ends up being the perfect choice.

.... When professors for courses outside of the architecture school are lenient once they are aware you are an architecture student.

.... When you tell someone in another school that you are architecture major and they automatically assume you have no social life

.... When you have a non architect friend who wants to tag along to architecture parties because they know that architects have the best parties

.... When you are the only sober person standing outside of the hot truck on a Friday/ Saturday night

.... When you have a sign taped to your back that says do not disturb unless you are ordering food

.... You have given a final presentation with your fly open

.... You try to do things to make your friend laugh while he is presenting

In all honesty I've experienced 95% of these


narki seeya said...

Well said, this happens once you are in your own private studio and your family & friends think with total lack of understanding on an architect's responsibility, that you are a mercenary hiding behind a drawing board.

Lady divine said...

good heavens! damn! :)

nikang said...

Ye should try the "Hi, I'm ......., the architect" line on girls :p

textualtapestry said...

Raashid!! what 5% are you yet to experience???
What a price you pay for being the crafters of civilization's monuments!! You think Albert Speer went through any of that? What about Bawa?...hmmm probably did.hee hee.

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